All I want for Valentines Day are plastic soldiers. Candy gets eaten, flowers fade, but plastic soldiers last forever. Literally.
Tannenbaum
All the houses on our street became obscenely decorated for Christmas. Our house built a cardboard palm tree.
Biscuits
Is there a difference between those spelled with a C and those spelled with a Q? If so, what is it? All I know is, these ones were made with yogurt, orange peel and raisens, and are fricking delicious.
Feeding Frenzy
Mornings are best when shared. With a dozen other people cramming food into their mouths.
Cookies
Andrew, my radio show co-host, partner-in-crime, and just a generally curly-haired fellow. We get together and run around and shout loudly.
Jack Frost
I was going to take a bunch of pictures at a different window, but from there I could see into the next house over, where there was a guy in his underwear.
Whiteboardocracy
The message boards in our house are a little bit of information sharing a lot of wisecracking.
Imprint
The winter will kill us all.
Valley Forge
This is about the only way to survive. After just a few days in December you realize that almost everyone around you is wearing multiple layers of socks, pants and long underwear. Those who don't, freeze.
Algebraic Inferno
Graduating? Burn all your notes from your most hated class!
More to come!
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